The Art Critic Test

1. 1

   You get up to go to your local coffee house. A new photo exhibit is hanging up, at least 20 to 30 tiny black and white photos framed with some sorta material un-identifiable to where you are standing in line. You....

   step out of line to look at one photo then cut back in line .

   got to the nearest photo and then move towards the rest then go back in line for your coffee and comment to the counter person your reaction to new photos

   stay in line, get your coffe, read the city paper, then leave, not once taking notice of the photos

   ask the counter person if there will be a reception with wine and cheese for the person who just hung up all the photos

2. 2

   You are riding your bike in the city. It is 100 degrees in the shade. You come across a huge mural. It is portraits of people you cant seem to recognize unless you bike over to it. You....

   wipe the sweat from your eyes and forhead and stare from across the street for a minute

   ride over in awe and touch the wall, exam the image then step a few feet back to take it all in for awhile

   keep riding past it, and head for the nearest 7-11

   ride over to it, lock your bike up, then sit under a tree to and take a nap

3. 3

   You are at your friends house warming party. You notice there is no art on the walls. You walk up to your friend and say...

   why havent you hung up any art?

   ask your friend where the food is?

   you are willing to give them a painting you did if they want it

   can i spray paint a mural in your living room next week?

4. 4

   Its Christmas time and you open a present from a relative to you. it is a painting of a unicorn and a fairy on its nose. You think to yourself....

   wow what a whimsical image

   oh no, this is so lame

   i wish i could paint something as cool as this

   i wonder if there are more presents for me to open

5. 5

   You are in the greek sculpter area at your local Art institute with a friend. You see that most of them are of mythological people naked. One carving is a man standing with all his male organs showing. You turn to your friend and say...

   are these made of marble?

   ew

   so beautiful

   lets go get lunch

Finished!