The Are You Worthy To Date Simon? Scaled Value Assessment

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2. Looooooking good!  How you doin,' baby?  Welcome to the Simon Scaled Value Assessment (SSVA).  This test determines whether you are worthy to date me, Simon, and whether it is worth my time to consider bedding you.  I'm quite a catch, so you definitely want to try to qualify to date me, Simon.  Also, 2010 happens to be the year of me, Simon, so your timing is perfect.  But right now, this is about you, or more accurately, you in relation to me, Simon, so here we go - let's see if you will be having relations with me, Simon!

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