Hats are cool. I mean, look at the guy above. He's wearing a hat, and he's happy. He's also holding an alcoholic beverage, which could be contributing to his happiness, but I didn't exactly abide by the scientific method while writing this test.
Hats can also be used to hide dandruff or bald spots. These people are covering something up, and are most likely ashamed. Well, whether you're wearing a hat for coolness or out of shame, this test will tell you if you're wearing a hat.
So, instead of being touched by how brilliant this test is and instant messaging me to tell me whether or not your head is clad in synthetic material, please take the test. The questions are very straightforward, honest, and easy-to-answer. I'm not trying to trick anyone here.
Enjoy!
