The Are-You-Too-Damn-Weird-For-Me Test

1. Hi! And welcome to my Are-You-Too-Damn-Weird-For-Me Test. I'll be using probing syntax and cunning in order to find out whether or not you are pompous, insane, self-righteous, or simply an idiot! Good Luck!
2. 1

   If you were approached by a rather dirty old homeless guy who said "anything would be some help," how would you respond?

   Ignore him and walk away.

   Give him a buck or some spare change.

   Tell him you don't have anything even though you do.

   "Get a job, loser!"

3. 2

   What do you think of the Fox News Channel?

   Love it! It's the best news source all around!

   Eh, news is news.

   Well, they're kind of partisan, but I'm a Republican anyway.

   I hope Bill O'Reilly burns in hell!

4. 3

   On any given Sunday, you could be found...

   In a house of worship.

   Watching football all day.

   Sleeping in if not working.

   None of the above.

5. 4

   If a friend asked you to attend an animal rights rally, how do you respond?

   Fuck yeah! Let's do this!

   It doesn't concern me, what do I care?

   Well, I don't feel too passionate about the matter, but I'll help a friend out.

   Let's go grill up some steaks instead!

Finished!