The Are You the Girl for Me Test? Test

1. Hi! And welcome to my Are You the Girl for Me Test? Test. There are many tests like it, but this one is mine. Without me, this test is nothing. Without this test, I am nothing....wait wait, no, that was just something I heard in a movie, and it was about a rifle.
2. 1

   Walking around aimlessly in the city, without an itinerary or any kind of action plan, even a vague idea of what you're trying to accomplish is...

   A waste of time

   Boring

   A fun way to spend an afternoon

   typical

3. 2

   Choose a Marley, any marley will do

   Bob

   Damian

   Stephen

   Ziggy

4. 3

   These four bands are all performing tonight at different venues, who do you go see?

   Interpol

   The Killers

   Dave Matthews Band

   Maroon 5

5. 4

   What's Most Important?

   Free Speech and Reproductive Rights

   Right to bear Arms

   Supporting our President

   Winning the War

6. 5

   When's the best time to go to the beach?

   Sunrise

   Mid-day

   Twilight

   Night

7. 6

   People are fundamentally...

   Selfish

   Just

   Naive

   Innocent

8. 7

   Who's funnier?

   Jim Carrey

   Eddie Murphy (Beverly Hills Cop era)

   David Sedaris

   Dane Cook

9. 8

   You're driving, someone cuts you off, what's an appropriate response?

   Middle Finger

   Punch the steering wheel

   Honk loud and long

   Comment to me: "Did you see that asshole?"

10. 9

    Does punctuation matter? For instance, would there have been a difference in meaning in the previous question's fourth answer choice had I written, "Did you see that, asshole?"

    Yes

    No

11. 10

    "Eats shoots and leaves" describes what?

    Diet of a panda

    My violent, hungry, neglectful father

12. 11

    Who would you rather listen to?

    Metallica

    The Roots

    Counting Crows

    Jack Johnson

13. 12

    The revolution will not be televised

    Well fuck, I might miss it

    Who cares? I'll be watching Keeping up with the Kardashians anyway

    I don't own a tv

    It's not tv, it's HBO

14. 13

    Who's Sexier?

    Turtle

    Tony Soprano

    Vinny Chase

    Ari Gold

15. 14

    Pick your 80s pop star

    Prince

    Mike

    Madonna

    George Michael

16. 15

    Favorite Jewish Comic?

    Sacha Baron Cohen

    Woody Allen

    Jerry Seinfeld

    Larry David

17. 16

    Best Breed of Dogs

    Bulldog

    German Shepherd

    Cocker Spaniel

    Jack Russell Terrier

18. 17

    Party preference?

    Elegant Ballroom

    Cook Out

    Kegger

    Catered with cold cuts

19. These next ones are just one or the other types...
20. 18

    More trustworthy?

    Malcolm X

    Colin Powell

21. 19

    GM food?

    Good

    Bad

    Probably Bad

    Who cares?

22. 20

    Designer?

    Juicy Couture

    Hollister

    Tommy

    Baby Phat

23. 21

    Beer?

    Heineken

    Corona

    Michelob Ultra

    Modelo

24. 22

    So I'm a bit of a sadist in making you answer all these questions, true or false?

    Yes

    No

Finished!