Friends, have you become frustrated with your life? Did things not turn out quite the way you had planned? Do you find you self sitting around wondering where you went wrong? Do you notice your friends and family asking you to do something useful with your life?
Fear not! Help is at hand! Why DO something useful (why indeed?) when you can BE Something Useful? This test will determine just how Useful you can be. If you manage to score incredibly well, you might even be conferred with an honorary Useful title.
WARNING: Being Something Useful can result in sweating, bleeding, loss of free time, and "crap, this really needs to get done now so I guess I won't sleep tonight"-induced insomnia. Please consult your physician before becoming Useful.
EDITOR'S NOTE: I have added a few secret endings. So far there are six, but more may be coming. There is, in fact, a prize for finding all of them. One has already been given out.... Will you be the second?
