The Are You Secretly A Recluse? Test

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2. My blog's mascot, the Metro Recluse (you can visit him at www.metrorecluse.com), wants to know if you're a recluse, too. Do you secretly loathe humanity? Would you be a lot happier if you never left your room? Most people, of course, aren't actual shut-ins, but this test tries to uncover the recluse inside everybody.
   
   (NOTE! Some scores may be rather unpleasent. You would probably be well-advised to remember that this test is in no way authoritative and is, on the contrary, basically a joke. You have been warned!)

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