The Are you right for me test Test

1. 

2. 1

   Are you geographically attractive? i.e do you live less than 20 miles away?(I Live in New Jersey, USA my zip is 08021)

   yes

   no

3. 2

   Do you live with your mother?

   yes

   no

4. 3

   Do you drive?

   yes

   no

5. 4

   Are you allergic to cats?

   yes

   no

   i have cats

6. 5

   What is the air speed velocity of an unlaiden swallow?

   40 kilometers per second

   african or european?

   what are you talking about?

7. 6

   Zombie movies are cool (true of false?)

   true

   false

8. 7

   My car has a flat tire and i call you. You...

   come right out and fix it for me

   come out and take me to get it fixed

   hang up on me

9. 8

   You pick me up for a romantic dinner and...

   let me sit up front with your mom in her mini van only if i agree to give you shotgun when she picks us up

   open the door for me both when i get in the car and when im getting out

   tell me to meet you at the bus stop and pay my fare

   honk the horn and wait for me to come out

10. 9

    Its valentines day and we have been dating for a month or so...the ideal date would be....

    the diner and a movie

    bounding me with fuzzy red handcuffs

    taking me to Atlantic city for overnight for a show/dinner

    making me a romantic candlit dinner with some wine

11. 10

    We have been together for a bit and finally decide to have sex. It was nice but its getting late but who cares its Saturday so you...

    get dressed and leave while im in the bathroom

    lie and cuddle for a bit but then you have to go

    go for round two

    stay overnight

12. 11

    Everyone that smokes pot on occasion is a stoner.

    true

    false

13. 12

    What is your favorite color?

    blue, no yellow

    green

    orange

    purple

14. 13

    I am literally best friends with a boyfriend i havent been with in over 3 years. We were together for about 5 years and even lived together. He is getting married in September. Would you accompany me to the wedding?

    Yes

    No

    why do you still speak to him?

15. 14

    We go on our first date and you really like me. You...

    call or text me the same night

    try to get into my pants immediately

    wait a week to call. after all thats proper dating ettiquette

    wait one day to call

16. 15

    Stupid people should not be allowed to reproduce

    Yes

    No

17. 16

    you are 5'9" or taller

    true

    false

18. 17

    Its a good thing weezer broke up because they sucked!

    true

    false

19. 18

    How would you rate this test? (hint this is an easy way to earn extra points)

    its ok

    it was fun

    not for me

    you rock

Finished!