The are you retarded Test

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2. Welcome to the "Are you retarded?" test. Try to be as honest as possible, even though this test itself is retarded.

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4. 1

   First of all, do you think you are retarded?

   Of course not, I'm the smartest person in the world.

   Not really, but I have my stupid moments.

   Yes, I am retarded and I'm proud of it

5. 2

   Do you use drugs?

   No.

   Does smoking count?

   Just some weed and hash and the occasional shrooms.

   Oh yeah, I smoke weed, hash, I use LSD, XTC. You have to try everything once right?

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   What do you do in you free time?

   I stay at home and sit behind the pc/playstation/tv

   I do my homework and then I visit friends.

   I do my homework, clean my room, walk the dog, do the dishes....

   I hang out with friends all the time, I don't do things like homework, talking about retarded stuff is much more fun.

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   What do you and your friends mostly talk about?

   School and work

   Sex and drugs

   Pink elephants!

   Can't choose between pink elephants and sex.

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