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The Are you Ortholemur's kind of bottom (for ladies) Test

  1. I forget what the name of the guy who said it was, but there's a famous quip that the difference between erotica and perversion is, when stroking your lover with a feather, whether or not the chicken is still attached. But the real question is, what kind of "chicken" (extending the metaphor...), a cute fluffy kitten or an angry badger? Select the most natural response or skip if none seem at all appropriate and we'll see if how well our kinks line up....
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    Sex?

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    Preferred gag?

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    Penetration?

  5. 4
    Safewords?

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    Fellatio?

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    Rope?

  8. 7
    Pleasure or pain?

  9. 8
    Masochism?

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    Suspension?

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    Fisting?

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    Roleplaying?

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    Submission

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    Public sex?

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    Marks?

  16. 15
    Discipline

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