The Are you Oopey's new lady Test

1. Here's the deal. I'm a pretty fuckin cool guy, but certainly not you're average kind of cool. This test is designed ot determine if you could handle the extremes and randomness of my existence, and bang me while you're at it. Word of warning before you take this test: If you have ever been referred to as a terrible human being, or dislike dead baby jokes don't even bother. For those exceptional ladies who think they can handle the insanity please continue with great verve and alacrity.

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