The "Are You Crap?" Test

1. Hey, this is the "Are You Crap?" Test. If you couldn't figure that out by the title, then you can just leave now because you are definitely crap.
   
   Basically, this test will measure what percentage of crap you are by asking you questions and then comparing them to how I would answer. Naturally, if you can't get along with me, then you must be crap.
   
   I sound like such a conceited bastard; I'm not actually. This is all just an act, but that doesn't mean the results aren't to be taken seriously. At any rate...
   
   Onward!!!

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