The Are You Cattle Test

1. Hi! And welcome to my Are You Cattle Test. I'll be using advanced logic and knowledge to determine if you are cattle, or a master of the herd.
2. 1

   Bob Marley was killed by the CIA through use of a radioactive blast to his old football wound.

   Yes, Bob Marley, like most blacks, was killed by the CIA.

   No, this is preposterous. Marley died because of his religious convictions.

3. 2

   Most of the world's economies are manipulated by a vast conspiracy known by many names, one of which is the Novum Ordos Seclorum (the New World Order).

   Yes, a few powerful people completely control planet Earth.

   No, no one can control the entire planet, let alone something as vast and unpredictable as a market economy.

   If we knew who or what caused these problems, we'd fix them.

4. 3

   A politician, chosen by the people, will lead the people to victory.

   Yes, especially Barack Obama.

   No, not even Barack Obama.

5. 4

   Taking this test matters to people other than its creator, and its participants (and a few other members of this website).

   Yes, with God as my witness.

   No, of course not.

   I'm not sure who this test matters to.

6. 5

   Women are superior to men.

   Yes.

   No.

   They're equal.

Finished!