The are you badass enough for me Test

1. Hey there big boy. Do you think you're macho? Think the rules don't apply to you? Are you badass? Well, if you answered yes to any of the above questions, then you may be right for me! Take the test to find out...
2. 1

   Do you have a tattoo(s)?

   Yes, I'm covered in them

   Yeah, I've got one - a few

   I'm afraid of needles

   My parents won't let me

3. 2

   Have you ever gotten a speeding ticket?

   Just once

   2-4 times

   The speed limit is law

4. 3

   Piercings?

   One

   2-4

   5-7 +

   Clean cut mamma's boy

5. 4

   Ever been in a fist fight?

   Yes, and I broke the fucker's nose

   No, I'm a pansy

6. 5

   Own a motorcycle?

   Yes, I live life on the edge

   No, they're dangerous

   Once upon a time...

   Someday

7. 6

   Do you mosh?

   Hell yeah

   Sometimes

   Not for me

   What is moshing??

8. 7

   Do you wear converse?

   Yeah

   Nah, not my style

9. 8

   Did you ever have a detention or suspension back in grade school?

   Once or twice

   monthly

   I was expelled

   I've got a squeaky-clean record

10. 9

    Are you a virgin?

    Everything I know about sex I learned in 8th grade health

    Hell, I could teach the 8th grade health class with examples!

    Well, I'm a little handy...

11. 10

    Do you smoke cigarettes?

    I've got the black lung

    I memorized the surgeon general's warning

    social smoker only

Finished!