The Are You an Alpha Male/Female Test

1. Will you lead, follow or get out of the way? Don't try to answer the questions in a manner that will force a result. Unless you have intimate knowledge of alpha hierarchy and posturing, you're not going to like the outcome. Also, not answering the questions will yield a score - so if you don't like the choices, just don't answer!

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3. 1

   You and your two friends are hungry and decide to grab a bite to eat. What do you do?

   I'll do whatever my friends feel like doing.

   Let's go to Chile's - the waiters/waitresses there are hot!

   Can't we just get some fast food or something?

4. 2

   You mosey outside and get in the car. Who is driving?

   Are you kidding me? Someone else can drive. I call shotgun!

   I'll take the back seat. There's more room and the stereo sounds better.

   Me of course, (and don't touch the stereo)!

5. 3

   You pull up to the restaurant, get out of the car, and walk to the door.

   I take my time. Theres no rush.

   I walk next to my friends.

   I'm in front of everyone else with my head held high.

6. 4

   You've reached the door. What do you do?

   Hold it open for your friends.

   Push it open because it's in my way.

   Let someone else hold the door for you.

7. 5

   You're inside, waiting to be seated. You...

   Sit and wait; take in the atmosphere.

   Get the host's attention. You need a table NOW!

   Cross your arms and stare at people.

8. 6

   You've been seated. What do you do?

   Make fun of that girl's/guy's jacket. What? Who cares who hears me!

   Put my things (wallet/purse/etc.) on the table.

   Tell jokes, make small talk, be polite.

9. 7

   The waiter is ready to take your order. How do you proceed?

   I order for everyone else. I already know what they want.

   I order the same thing as my friend, or just let him/her order for me.

   Diet Coke, no ice - and don't forget this time!

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