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The Are You an Alcoholic Test

  1. Hi! And welcome to my Are You an Alcoholic Test. If you don't drink at all, don't take this test, unless you used to drink and quit. This test's sole purpose is to see how Messed up you really are, so make sure you're honest, at least with yourself. Test away. Don't give me a bad rating if you don't like the results, just learn to deal with it...

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