The Are you a Weirdo? Test

1. Howdy do there! Welcome to my Are you a Weirdo? Test. I'll be using random questions and nonsensical logic to determine how weird you are.
2. 1

   Do you ever wonder what Dee Snider is doing at this moment?

   Yes

   No

   Who is Dee Snider?

   I don't wonder, I know.

3. 2

   Do you ever think about how many little creatures you can fit into your microwave?

   Yes

   No

   I know how many can fit.

4. 

5. 3

   Do you use obscure or even obviously made up words in conversation?

   Yes

   No

   Of course, you chamborite

6. 4

   Do dead baby jokes make you laugh?

   Yes

   No

   My occupation is no laughing matter.

7. 5

   Arnold Schwartzenegger. Great action hero or hilarious no matter the situation?

   Hilarious

   Action Hero

   He's my father. SHUT UP!!!

8. 

9. Thats my dog Tippi... She's addicted to Meth and Heavy Metal. Its scary. We tried to send her to rehab, but it didn't work.

Finished!