The Are You A Waste of Space? Test

1. Since you are reading this, you probably want to know whether or not you are, in fact, a waste of space. To answer this pressing question I have attempted to make this lovely test as unbiased as possible to give you the best measurement of your place in society. So if the verdict reads that you are a waste of space, you probably are--but don't go jump off of a cliff just yet. What would we do with all of that extra space?

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3. 1

   Please answer every question as truthfully as you can. A number of variables are being used in this test. First question: I'm sure you have friends, don't you? Who are you, in your group of friends?

   I am the leader. I make plans, call everyone together, and organize events.

   I usually wait for my friends to call me up and tell me what is going on.

   I've organized a few outings for my group, but I don't identify myself as the 'leader.'

   I don't have any friends, or at least not any that live nearby.

4. 2

   Where do you align yourself politically?

   I'm a conservative.

   I'm a liberal.

   I'm a moderate.

   I don't participate in politics or am not sure.

5. 3

   What has been your crowning achievement to date?

   Some sort of act of charity.

   Some sort of act of bravery.

   Some sort of act of cunning.

   I don't know.

6. 4

   If I were to challenge any of your beliefs, would you be able to defend them with real, logical evidence?

   At least most of them. Some things I cannot prove.

   Yes, all of them. There is logic and reason behind my every belief.

   No, not really. I accept things as fact on faith.

   I don't have many strong beliefs or am not sure.

7. 5

   If my car is out of fuel, then it won't start. My car won't start. Does it follow that my car is out of fuel?

   Yes

   No

   I don't know. What a stupid question.

8. 6

   What among these excites you most?

   Sex.

   The prospect of affecting change on the world.

   Acquiring great wealth.

   The prospect of discovering something no one else has yet discovered.

9. 7

   What news source do you prefer to consult?

   I don't really watch the news.

   My local news channel.

   My favorite world news channel.

   The newspaper or an online source.

10. 8

    What level of education have you achieved or, if you are still in school, are you absolutely certain that you will achieve?

    High school.

    Below high school.

    2-year college or trade school.

    4-year college or university. Grad school.

11. 9

    Do you believe yourself to be intelligent?

    Yes, very.

    No, not really.

    I have a few areas of expertise.

    I don't know.

12. 10

    What separates man from the animals?

    His superior intelligence.

    Nothing.

    His inferior intelligence.

    His species.

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