The Are you a slave to pent up Freudian desires Test

1. Hi! And welcome to my Are you a slave to pent up Freudian desires Test. Should you pass this test in the confirming sense, then you are a hopeless mess.
2. 1

   1. Your Mother...

   Was a saint

   Was never there

   Was a degenerate

   No but YOUR mother was a fat hoebag!

3. 2

   1.Your Father...

   Was a cleanminded upstanding citizen

   Was never there

   Was a degenerate

   I don't like to talk about my father...

4. 3

   Milfs?

   Hot

   yes please

   No thanks...they're close to my mothers' age

   What do you mean by "Milfs"?

5. 4

   Dilfs?

   Mmmmm

   but of course!

   No thanks...they're close to my fathers' age

   Is a "Dilf" some kind of tastey pickle?

6. 5

   Cigars?

   Are a disgusting habit.

   Are pleasing to me.

   I think they're phallic, but I smoke them anyway.

   I think they're phallic, and therefore I wouldn't smoke them.

7. 6

   Knives, cars, golf clubs, baby seals, cucumbers, #2 pencils, spaghetti noodles, Male genitalia etc. ?

   I think they're beautiful

   They bring me comfort...

   I don't like to touch them

8. 7

   Freud...

   Was himself unsound. But he had interesting facial hair.

   Had an Oedipus complex

   Makes me uncomfortable

   Had mostly people from Asylums to draw his conclusions from and is likely unreliable.

Finished!