Please don't move. Reaction time is a factor in this, so please pay attention. Now, answer as quickly as you can. They're just questions, Leon. In answer to your query, they're written down for me. It's a test, designed to provoke an emotional response. So just relax, and answer honestly.
Of course, if it turns out you're a replicant, we'll have to kill you.
(Thanks to B for the link to the screenplay, and early takers - I think I've fixed this now so that your categories at least show up, and now made it possible for a person to, er, score "replicant," which is probably important given the ostensible purpose of the test. Have fun. I may still have to kill you later, so it's in your interest to enjoy yourself as much as possible before your inevitable demise.)
