The Are you a Real Hippie (Super Crunchy, Heady, Brah Status) Test

1. Hi! And welcome to my Are you a Real Hippie (Super Crunchy, Heady, Brah Status) Test. I'll be using brah logic and knowledge to determine your true nature.
2. 1

   If your at a 4 day music festival, where do you sleep?

   In a Tent

   In an RV

   In a Hotel

   I only sleep at Festivals If I'm blacked out somewhere

3. 2

   Whats your favorite food?

   Pizza

   Fast Food

   Anything Raw

   Sushi

4. 3

   Whats your favorite Cheap Beer?

   I dont drink cheap beer ever!

   PBR

   Natural Light

   anything in a 40

5. 4

   Whats your favorite hard alcohol?

   Whisky

   Vodka

   Yager

   Moonshine

6. 5

   Whats the longest Road Trip you have been on?

   hours

   days

   weeks

   months

7. 6

   Is your Hair...

   Stylish with lots of products

   Dreadlocked

   Longer than the Avg. for your gender

   Do whatever it wants, period

8. 7

   Do you own a crystal wrap?

   Yes, I got in on Lot, or from the maker

   Huh?

   Yes I made it

   No but they sure are beautiful

9. 8

   How many Crystals/Gems do you own?

   Lost count

   0

   1-15

   15-30

10. 9

    How do you eat?

    Vegan

    Only Vegetables

    Only Vegetables and Fish

    Whatever I feel like

11. 10

    Would you consider yourself and artist? (Be real please)

    Yes

    No

12. 11

    Do you own handmade clothing?

    Yes, Lots

    Yes I make my own

    No

13. 12

    What kinda of music are you listening to?

    None

    Electronic

    Indie/Emo/Pop

    Crunchy Jam band (Bluegrass, Jam, ElectroJam etc.)

14. 13

    What is DMT

    stuff in cough syrup

    Brah, the spirit molecule is my bible

    Cosmic Blast Off Material

    no clue

15. 14

    Have you spent a full day eating LSD?

    Yes

    No

    part of a day

16. 15

    How many people have you packed into a hotel room (sleeping)

    1-5

    6-8

    9-12

    12+

17. 16

    Which do you do more of?

    Go to the movies

    Go to concerts

18. 17

    Do you play an instrument?

    Yes

    No

19. 18

    What kind of nugs do you smoke?

    whatever is available

    beasters

    Headies

    dont smoke

20. 19

    How many records do you own?

    0

    1-5

    6-11

    12+

21. 20

    What kind of pet do you like most?

    Cats

    Dogs

    Other

    I love all animals

22. 21

    Have you ever traveled to another country to see a musical act?

    Yes

    No

23. 22

    Are bare feet happy feet?

    Yes

    No

    Sandles

24. 23

    Have you ever been part of a protest/march?

    Yes

    No

25. 24

    Have you ever sold any hand-made item in the parking lot of a concert?

    Yes

    No

26. 25

    Have you ever had a chemically induced spiritual experience?

    Yes

    No

27. 26

    Do you wish Jerry was alive pretty much everyday of your life?

    No

    Yes

    Jerry?

28. 27

    Spiritual energy can be very powerful.

    Yes

    A Bit

    I feel your aura brah

    No

29. 28

    When you wake up in the morning, do you think "patchouli or shower", man?

    Yes

    No

    I have tons of other oils besides patchouli

    gross

30. 29

    Have you lived on a commune?

    Yes

    No

31. 30

    Do you have a full time job?

    Yes

    No

    Part time

    I sell drugs to get by

32. 31

    Is armpit hair on a girl ok?

    Yes

    No, not never!

    depends how long we have been on the road for

33. 32

    Do you sometimes sleep outside out of preference.

    Yes

    No

34. 33

    Do you do...

    Yoga

    Meditate

    Both

    Neither

35. 34

    How many concert did you go to last year?

    0-5

    6-15

    16-25

    25+

36. 35

    Have you ever been on tour?

    Yes

    No

37. 36

    What would you rather do?

    Dance All NIght

    Get stoned and watch TV

    do something outside

    play video games

38. 37

    Is sex a spiritual experience?

    If im on drugs

    yes thats how I roll

    No it just feels really really good

    only if the other person connects with me

Finished!