The Are You a Pretentious Bore Test

1. Well as much as I would like to think of myself as a "good ol' Southern Boy" at heart. I admit I have a few rarified tastes. While I love sports and fast food and other mass marketed soul suckers, there are aspects of my personality that are better suited to wearing a beret, smoking European cigarettes and reading Camus and Proust. This test measures where you fall in the grand spectrum of people. There are no right or wrong answers. So be proud of what you are. Society belle or soccer mom, NASCAR dad or Capitaine de la police de goût, we all have our place.

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