The Are you a math geek? Test

1. Hi! And welcome to my Are you a math geek? Test. I'll be using advanced logic and knowledge to determine is you can truly claim the status of "Math Geek" or if you are merely a "Math geek wannabe".
2. 1

   How often do you watch the TV show "Numb3rs"?

   Watch it? I could write that shit!

   Every chance I get

   A few times, but I liked it.

   Why is there a misspelled word in the question?

3. 2

   John asks Ralph for some money to buy lunch. Ralph responds by saying, "2x + 4". Ralph is . . .

   deaf.

   so wrapped up in his math homework that he didn't hear the question correctly.

   the wittiest man on campus

   telling John that he should buy no meal.

4. 3

   Can you recite the Pythagorean Theorem from memory?

   Omigod! That Simpson's episode was the best!!

   A squared plus B squared . . .

   Who wants to know?

   The sum of the squares . . .

5. 4

   Agree or disagree: mathematics is an art, not a science.

   Neither

   Agree

   Disagree

   Both

6. 5

   If a teacher makes a minor math error on the blackboard, do you find yourself compelled to correct him or her before you can pay attention to the lecture again?

   No, I just point it out to my friends so we can make fun of the teacher

   Absolutely

   No, I'm too busy texting my friends to notice

   No, I'm already halfway through the assignment and didn't notice

7. 6

   You understood all the techno-speak in "Live Free or Die Hard".

   Justin Long rules!

   Isn't that the motto of New Hampshire

   Oh, man . . fire sales . . possible?

   I would never see a Bruce Willis movie

8. 7

   The best way to attract a member of the opposite sex is . . .

   help them with their math homework

   do their math homework for them

   why would I want to attract *anyone*, opposite sex or not???

   impress them with my math knowledge by answering all the math teacher's questions before anyone else.

9. 8

   You just received a 93 on your math test. Your response is to . . .

   Ask the teacher for the correct answers

   Find myself unable to focus on anything else until I've figured out the correct answers for myself

   wet my pants with excitement

   Argue about the validity of the test key with the teacher

10. 9

    (8+2)**2-6*2+4=

    92

    192

    32

    my head hurts

11. 10

    What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

    African, or European?

    I . . . I don't know . . .

    Does this have something to do with oral sex?

    How heavy is the swallow to begin with?

Finished!