The Are You A Lazy Fuck Test

1. Day in and day out I see more and more Americans and the aliens that just like American money sitting on their asses and patiently waiting for life to feed them success. Or just plain feed them. The laziness of modern man is so bad, so utterly annoying, I felt compelled to write a friggen test and see how many lazy assholes I could round up online.
   Now sure, you think you're not lazy. But please, just take the test and let's find out.

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