The Are you a hipster Test

1. If you live in Chicago, chances are you are a hipster. So, let's see how much I should hate you.

2. 

3. 1

   Do you dress like this fucktard?

   Always

   I am way too cool to dress like this

   Never

   Is he in Of Montreal?

4. 2

   Do you dance at shows?

   Only ironically to bad music

   No

   I don't go to shows

   Hell yeah man, as long as it's got a beat

5. 3

   Is your participation in this test strictly ironic?

   Yes

   No

   wait what.... I'm not a hipster

   I don't care

6. 4

   Are you currently enrolled, have a degree from, or took some classes at SAIC?

   Have a Degree

   Took Classes

   Currently enrolled

   I did not go there

7. 5

   Can things be so ironic they aren't, yet so unironic it is?

   Yes

   No

   AHHHHH MY BRAIN!

   hold on, I've gotta pose for this myspace picture

8. 

9. 6

   Would you wear this shirt?

   No

   that shirt is hella awesome!

   OMG that shirt is way too big

   yes

10. 7

    Is empanada the new cupcake?

    Yes

    No

11. 8

    How much did you pay for your worn out High Top Reeboks?

    >$50

    I only buy the newest flashiest high tops

    <$50

    I don't own any high tops

Finished!