The Apeman Test

1. An "Apeman" is someone, usually a male, who is in touch with his primal side. He proudly admits to liking boobies, sex,and watching things blow up real good. Sometimes he even has sex while feeling boobies and watching things blow up real good. An Apeman is the lord of his castle, master of the bedroom, and his farts can gag a zombie. An Apeman may not know exactly what to get his woman for Christmas, but he knows exactly what to do to make her moan with pleasure. He may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but he does a damn fine job at what he does. Are you an Apeman? Or are you a candy-ass loser? Find out with the Apeman test. Note: This is intended for men, but ladies feel free to take it too. Might be fun.

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