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written by GrayEyedMel

The And Now I'm Gonna Mock The Brainwashed Jarhead Brass Test

  1. Cuz you are just too goddamned good to enlist

  2. You are well aware that if you aren't a Marine you might as well just stick an M16 in your weak, sniveling little nonpatriotic face and pull the trigger, but you are Smarty McSmartypants and want to get saluted as well. Let's just bend that granny over a chair and see if anybody salutes her, shall we?

salute me, pissants

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