The Alternative DRUGS Test

1. This is... The Alternative DRUGS Test! I won't just be looking at answers... I'll be cracking open your very MIND, using my voodoo eye to more or less accurately determine exactly how much of a burned-out, dopamine-depleted, I'll-try-anything-once freak you really are deep down inside. You will, of course, be probed for your knowledge of alternative, semi-legal things to get messed up on, plus more complex trivia on Schedule I (USA) compounds/preparations... You know, the stuff you shouldn't be using, but are anyway, 'cause you're a frizzeak. Bust to it, and mind you don't step on the walrus.

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