The Almost dead girlfriend Test

1. This test will examine your compatibility and ability to handle this almost-dead girlfriend. This will be based on my vast experience with tending to a real life almost-dead girlfriend.

   Should you get one? I know you are dying to find out.

   Not in any way safe for work (For those of you who have problems figuring out what that means - it has naked parts, kapish? This was written with males in mind. Yeah.

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