The All-Encompassing Test

1. Hello and welcome to the All-Encompassing Test. Born out of a narcissistic need to fulfill all categories of test, as well as a maddening sense of ennui and insomnia, I have created a test that will meticulously categorize and analyze your personal psyche. Including, but not limited to, questions about zoophilia, bibliophilia, obscure children's films, quiche, the nuances of existance, the color of your skin, baklava, Northern California, Stephen Hawking's beautiful smile, the subtle yet stunningly captivating allure of pseudonyms, embarrassing personal routines, taboos, jamie lee curtis, and abbreviating the overwhelming concept of space-time into something humanly manageable.

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