The Alien Love Test

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2. Greetings! You have been haled by an extraterrestrial being no human has ever set eyes on before, and it wants to experience you in adult ways ;)  What does this extraterrestrial look like? What does it act like? What does it feel like? And does it care what you think?

   Don't forget, this will be mankind's FIRST contact with any extraterrestrial! And you have to make us proud...ish.

   So will you go out with a BANG or a whimper?

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Beam me up!