Hi there, kids.
After a long night of wild debauchery, as I play out the day-after pain and suffering, I have decided it was about time we sat down and had a talk.
Oh sweet Lord... I think I am going to vomit again
Okay. Okay. False alarm. Deep breath. Where was I? Oh, yes.
Now, I know you think you're getting to that age where you start to think for yourself and try new things out. You're wrong. We intend to have a control-chip surgically grafted to your temporal lobe, but until we do that I want to ask you a couple of questions. And don't lie to Mommy.
*DISCLAIMER* If you have never taken a drink of alcohol in your lifetime, there may be several or many questions on this test that do not apply to you AT ALL. Do NOT take this test. See title "Alcohol and You" as opposed to "Alcohol in Abstraction" or "Alcohol and Someone else."
Before, you think I'm condoning excessive alcohol consumption, I will refer you to the picture below, when I was very drunk and actually trying to pose for a picture, and tell you, no matter what you may think, that it can happen to you. I know it's gruesome, but I really wanted to drive the point home
*HIC*
