The Absurdity Quotient (AQ) test Test

1. Hi! And welcome to my Absurdity Quotient (AQ) test Test. I'll be using advanced logic and knowledge to determine your true nature. Don't be sad if you score poorly - it's full of "stumpers", haha.

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3. 1

   Two ducks and two dogs have a total of _____ legs.

   17

   The dogs would eat one of the ducks, the other would escape

4. 2

   Six of the following numbers add up to thirteen. 1, 6, 3, 5, 11, 109271, two billion zillion

   14

   No

   I lost count

5. 3

   Which one of these is least like the four?

   Horse

   Soup

   Typewriter

   Envelope

6. 4

   HAND is to Glove as HEAD is to

   Underwear

   Box

   Sugar

7. 5

   A boy is 4 years old and his sister is three times as old as he is. When the boy is 12 years old, how old will his sister be?

   12

   62

   Dead

   That's impossible!

8. 6

   Ann is taller than Jill, and Kelly is taller than Ann. Which of the following statements would be most accurate?

   False

   Jill is the tallest

   5'4"

9. 7

   A car traveled 28 miles in 31 minutes. How many miles per hour was it traveling?

   I forget

   Can you pick up some milk on the way home?

   Seven

10. 8

    If all Zips are Zoodles, and all Zoodles are Zonkers, then all Zips are definitely Zonkers. The above sentence is logically:

    Fuck you

    Zombies

11. 9

    A cynic is one who knows the price of everything and the ________ of nothing.

    Color

    Sound

    Joy

    Price

12. 10

    Which one of these things is the least like the other?

    Apple

    Peach

13. 

Finished!