The 4-Variable Environmentalist Test

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   Most people consider themselves either "environmentalist" or "not." However, there are many kinds of environmentalist, so even if you hate one type, you might be another! Wouldn't you like to know?
   
   A minor in an environmental science has given me the knowledge necessary to determine what your precise attitude should be toward the environment. You might be a greedy capitalist, or you might be a tree-hugger... but this test will unequivocally tell you what you should be by measuring four distinct aspects of your attitude toward environmental issues. So, drop your petitions and get testing!
   
   Note: If none of the answer choices seem satisfactory to you, just leave the question blank! That's alright with me!
   
   Updated October 16, 2005!

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