The 'Are You Enlightened?' Test

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2. Are you enlightened? Obviously not if your taking this freaging test. However, the oracleish wisdom of this test, (channeled through your humble testwriter), can tell you which degree of Enlightenment you have attained, if any. *Please note 98% of the multitudes are destined to remain utterly unenlightened forever, and most of the rest will become arrogant twits. Also, if you are a member of "The Green Party" or "brag about North Dakota", or a "racist Jew", then you might want to just not take this test at all, a little bit, yea. Peace, Blessings, & Good Luck!

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