So you think you understand women test

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2. Women, can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em.. sure as hell can't understand 'em.. or can you? Give it your best shot, Mr. Smarty Pants. Women, you can  take it too, for fun and to see how simple questions will totally baffle a guy, as if he's trying to read Greek! Enjoy!

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   1. Assume you are single. For a date, you invite this special woman to your place for dinner, and after dinner, you both sit on the couch to watch a just-released movie on DVD! As you sit and reach for the remote, she has just beaten you to it and lifts the remote to use it. What do you do next?

   WTF?!? This is your place! That's your entertainment system! You wrench it from her hand! Then smile. An hour or so later, the proctologist locates your remote.

   You clasp her hand gently, engulfing her hand and the remote, take the remote and kiss her softly saying "What planet are you from?" ... and then you watch and wonder how a woman in heels can get to the front door so quickly.

   You let her keep the remote, you dump the microwave popcorn into a nearby bowl, and then use the empty bag to breathe into, to keep from hyperventilating until you calm down.

   You say "Gosh, I sure am glad YOU'RE working the system. It was a year before I got the 12:00 to stop flashing! Can I massage your feet while you lie back to enjoy the film? You had a long day on your feet."

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