Redneck cultural awarness test

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   10. What are "calf fries"?

   I don't want to know

   fried potatoes strapped to your leg

   bull's testicles

   a delicacy

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   9. Who is your favorite mechanic?

    

   Mr. Goodwrench

   This guy that my brother knows with his own shop

   my sister

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   8. Where did you meet your significant other?

   high school

   church

   in the Walmart parking lot after the Sonic closed.

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   7. Do you own any fire arms?

   no I eat tofu

   I have a couple

   I am better armed than most third world countries.

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   6. We all have heard of pink Cadilacs.  Do you know any women with pink pick up trucks?

   You have got to be kidding

   Well, I knew an ol' gal..............

   my mom--she put gingham curtans in  the rear window.

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   5. Have you ever gone to a pet shop and petted bunnies, then wondered how they would taste?

   ewww that is Nasty

   well I try not to think about such things

   I know how they taste

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   4. What is your favorite fish bait?

   minnows and worms

   blood and dough

   baby kittens

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   3. Where did you get your last chicken dinner?

    

   At a nice restruant

   At the Colenel's

   The front yard

   The neighbor's front yard.

10. Hi! And welcome to my test. I'll be using advanced logic and life experiences to determine your true nature. I'll ask you some questions about something, then I'll analyze you.  For those of you who have grown up in rural America, this test will only cause a casual daydream.  Those of you didn't will be haunted by nightmares for quite some time.

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    2. You have just taken the chlothes out of the dryer.  The dog likes how warm and toasty they feel, so she hops into the basket and has puppies.  What do you do with the chlothes now?

    Wash them immediately

    Throw them out.

    Wait till the puppies are weaned and then wash them.

    Call Larry the Cable Guy and Dr. Phil for a teleconference.

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