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Quiz: How horny are you right now?

  2. Is your sexual temperature running hot or cold?  Are you about to erupt, or locked in ice?  This test will precisely measure your degree of sexual need and desire at the current moment, based on the latest sexicological research.  Come back often to test your horniness quotient!

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