Name My Bedroom Test

1. Most of us have, at one time or another, uttered the phrase, "Want to join me in the bedroom?"  Unfortunately, this common phase is just that--common--and completely forgettable.  Why not start off with a punch, and invite your lover on a trip they will never forget?  This test will measure you on four key sexual aspects, and after you answer 11 simple questions, the computer will analyze your input, compress it into dark matter, and use it to fuel machinery at a shoe-lace factory.  Oh, and it'll tell you the brilliant new name you should give your bedroom to give your inimate incounters that certain edge.

    

   Enjoy!

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