Lovecraftian God Test

1. This test will indicate which god of ancient terror you most resemble.  And remember...  "That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange aeons even death may die."  IA!

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3. 1

   War is:

   Eternal

   Just one colour in the delicious spectrum of evil.

   Not my forte

   I'm a lover, not a fighter

   Sometimes necessary

   My specialty

4. 2

   If you were a vice, you would be:

   Sloth

   Vice?  I am beyond vice.

   Wrath

   Lust

   Envy

   All of them

5. 3

   If you were a virtue, you would be:

   Sexy hot

   Cleverness

   Wisdom

   Patience

   Virtue?  There's no such thing.

   Kindness

6. 4

   Of the following, which is your favorite activity?

   Sleeping

   Eating

   Listening to music

   Getting presents

   Seducing people to the Dark Side

   Travel

7. 5

   Food is:

   Best when it is fresh

   Anything I can get

   An outdated concept

8. 6

   My looks are:

   Versatile

   Goth

   Humbling

   Mysteriously beautiful

9. 7

   Humans are:

   Slaves or food

   Very corruptable

   Food

   Slaves

   One of the many things (everything) I hate

   Genetically compatible with me

10. 8

    Shoggoths:

    Are very low on my corporate ladder

    Are my friends

    Stink, like all of you!

    Serve my purposes

    Are yummy!

11. 9

    If you were put in prison, what would be the reason?

    Hacking

    Slander

    Cannibalism

    Crimes against humanity

    Hate crimes

    Conspiracy

Go!