joeys epic test

1. 1

   you are cought in one of jigsaws puzzles and he wants to play a game where your in a room with 3 people your ex who treated you like shit and cheated on you,someone else who you dont know and yourself above is a basket of venomus snakes that when the timer runs out will drop down and you die a really bad death in your pocket is a dart gun with a posion dart the game is one of the people in the room has to die in ten mins or the snakes will drop on all of you and your the only one with a dart

   i choose myself

   i choose my ex

   i choose the new guy fuck em hes prolly a bum anyway

   BLODDY HELL! I CANT DO THIS SHIT I HATE THE SAW MOVIES FORGET YOU LET THE SNAKES HAVE US ALL

2. 2

   your in a race with a nissan 350z and your driveing a dodge challanger the 350z has superior handling how ever your horsepower is dubble that of the nissan.your coming up to a turn then a strate away the nissan is about 4 seconds behind you how do you handle the turn

   go slow let the nissan pass me in the turn the use my horsepower to pass him after

   block the nissan in the turn then cheaply skit away to the finish line

   fuck it drop a gear and floor it to spin my tires drift the turn then use my horse power to and distory the the nissans hopes dreams and dignaty

3. 3

   your office is under seige by ninjas. your at your desk inside your desk you have a stapler a bottle of vodca 2 paper clips your sweeter your cigarettes your sunglasses and a lighter! the ninjas are almost apon you in a close nit line for defence...what in tarnation dose one do in this situation

   you hide under your desk drinking the vodca smokeing your last cigaretta and useing the paper clips to hold your will together

   bloody hell! again what the fuck is this i cant do this why are the ninjas in my office this makes no sence at all

   you put on the sunglasses take a swig of the vodca light up your not so last cigarette rip you sweeter stuff it in the vodca bottle light it with your lighter toss it at the ninjas who wernt expeting you to use improvised explosives to counter them then leave the there area all epic like

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