Hello and welcome to the "Is your relationship a waste of time" test. I know we've all been there, and probably, if you are taking this test you may be in a questionable relationship right now. The key, of course, is to find in the words of Avenue Q (a dirty puppet musical for those of you who aren't educated in the finer arts of musical theater) is to determine that fine fine line between "love and a waste of time".
So let me determine the inner-workings of your intimate life, awesome, I know we just met, but I can almost bet I know more about your love life than you do, which is why you are turning to my test to determine the path of your life. I won't take your confidence lightly. I promise to be gentle...