How appropriate is your swearing style test?

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2. You know how people stare at you in open-mouthed astonishment when you swear? Perhaps it's not really an appropriate word or phrase for the occasion. Perhaps it's so perfect that they're gobsmacked with admiration. Let's find out the truth.

    

   Using nothing but my own opinion, sense of humor, OkC/HQ and a kick-ass computer that's sooo way better than yours, limpdick, I shall attempt to discover exactly how wrong your swearing style is. Just pick the answer that best fits your own reaction in the given circumstances. Unless otherwise instructed, you imbecile.

    

   Onward, mofos...

Oh, hit me again!