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Drunk Bar Hopper Quiz

  2. So, you want to know what kind of drunken bar patron you are?  You may be surprised by the results.  With some careful calculations, I'll tell you if you are a teatotaler or a drunken monkey.  Think you have what it takes?

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JMDawg lives and breathes in Irkutsk, Russia, where he toils in a barrel factory by day. At night he composes HelloQuizzy tests and plays with his two cats, Irma and Michael Jackson. He's regionally ranked at Battleship, and oh! He just sank yours. Actually, he's a web designer from East Tennessee, loves football and xbox live, among other fun things.

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