About The Author
Experts in all matters to do with love and sex, Ben and Charlotte live in Outer Mongolia in a furry yurt, where they do bugger all except find new ways to arouse one another sexually.
Sometimes, they invite friends to stay and everyone has a thrilling time playing party games such as "Painting Charlotte's Nipples", after which they all frantically masturbate in a big sweaty heap on the floor.
Their favourite foods are jelly and chocolate, and they recently launched a helpline for sexually disadvantaged giraffes.
During the winter, Ben hopes to become MP for Glasgow Govan, and Charlotte would like to complete her 3rd novel, entitled "You Suck. When A Man Will Let You".
The couple have been married for 12 years, and have no plans to become monogamous anytime soon.
