Hello and welcome to my test. There will be mainly Americans taking it, so I've made the questions as easy as possible. Don't worry - there is no advanced logic being used here - in fact, I won't use any words (after this page) that Americans would be confused with.
There is a BIG election looming. Bigger than that burger up there! Will it be the sweaty black guy with lots to hide? Or the decrepit 'Nam vet that secretly wants everything to blow up real good? You decide! Literally!
The following are just a few simple questions to make sure you actually qualify to vote in America. If successful, theres a reward of grits on bread for you, so think before you click!
Here's the legal crap:
This test was written in good humour. If it offends you, get a life. I won't be making any apologies for it or it's contents. If you demand satisfaction, then stop whining like a moron and write your own test to offend me, then send it to me - I'll gladly take it.
Some suggestions? I'm a Canadian of Scottish descent, so maybe a test about stupid Canadians playing hockey and drinking beer before we can walk and suckle? Or how about rediculous Scots banging sheep and being football hooligans?
Hey, if you can't laugh at yourself, then who can you laugh at? Or even better: if you can't laugh at yourself, find a tall building and aim for the nicest car you can see.
