Complete Random Trivia Test

1. I guess this is my test.   This test has no point, I'm going to interject completely random, and sometimes moderately technical things just so I get a few more OkCupid profile points and figure out how to do this.  If you have any sort of a life, this is a waste of time, I promise.  Enjoy the new math song while you take it, it'll be better than the test.  Be sure to rate me super high too ;)
3. 1

   Have you ever drunk ____________________ ?

   a fifth of vodka

   Bailey's out of a shoe

   beer through a funnel

   from a waterbed

4. 2

   You are trying to change one sentence into another, and you can only change one letter at a time, delete a letter or insert a new letter.   This sounds a lot like. . .

   A brute force problem

   A statistical analysis problem

   A discrete math problem

   A dynamic programming problem

   A geometry problem

5. 3

   Your computer crashed.

   That's life

   Shoulda installed linux

   Bill Gates' fault

   Blame Hoffman

   I don't have a computer

6. 4

   You don't have a cousin Patty.

   You lied to me

   Duh

   I didn't say "cousin", moron.

   *Ahem* Pattie

7. 5

   1+2*3 =

   7

   9

   123

   10

   This question bothers me

8. 6

   Damn __________________

   blacks

   jews

   homos

   mayor on crack

   hookers

   liberals

9. 7

   The most important thing is life is

   Happiness

   Chocolate peanut butter cups

   Getting your way

   Money

10. 8

    Est-ce que tu ne peux pas me comprendre?

    Oui

    Si

    Como?

    Huh?

11. 9

    I whooped Batman's ass.

    Cause I'm the Joker

    Wasn't so tuff after all

    He was a fucking asshole in the first place

    Then why are you in jail?

12. 10

    You said crossing the streams was bad.

    Hasta la vista, baby!

    I have a real problem with that.

    That's the worst thing I've ever seen, and I don't just mean on TV.

    That'll do it, Ray.

    I'm your huckleberry.

    Ok.  I won't be weird honey. I'll be whatever you want me to be.

That's All!