Chris' Bored at Work Test!

1. This test will quantify precisely how awesome you are by determining how well you know me.  There are multiple possible outcomes, and only one failing categorization that you can suffer.

   We'll start with simple stuff.  Your mission is: click the answer that is most awesome.  Awesomer scores will inflate my ego.

2. 1

   What's my IQ?

   Over 150.

   Between 140 and 150.

   Between 135 and 140.

   Between 130 and 135.

   I'm afraid to answer this question because I don't know how a correct answer will affect the complex relationship between the test variables (Humor, Philosophy, Sexiness, and Accuracy).

   I don't believe the creator of this test actually knows the answer, and furthermore I think he's a jackass.

3. 2

   What's my superpower?

   You can shoot heart-seeking love missiles.

   You're god damn sexy on stage.

   I'd like to get you naked and find out.

   The Force isn't TECHNICALLY a superpower.

4. 3

   Which of the above answers will most likely raise your 'philosophy' score?

   True knowledge is impossible.

   "Make me one with everything," said the monk.

   The last one.

   The best one.

5. 4

   What's the joke that accompanies the punch line from the above set of answers?

   A man is on a gameshow.  He is asked to choose one of three doors....

   A monk walks up to a hotdog stand...

   A ninja is selling pizza on the street...

   Kant is a fucktard.

   A monk, a ninja, and a samauri walk into an ice cream shop...

I hope this test gets better...