Can You Survive crazy grandpa?

1. 1

   Grandpa Hal is chasing you down the road, where do you run?

   Uncle Buck's - 1 mile down the road

   Uncle Dick's - 1/4 mile down the road

   The Pole Barn across the street

3. 2

   Grandpa is selling fish by the road, these are your fish that you caught, what do you do?

   Let the people on the road buy the fish

   Laugh hysterically until he chases you

   Keep Fishing

   All of the above

4. 3

   Grandpa has a rifle and is pointing it at you, what next?

   Run and Hide

   Laugh and Run

   Call Grandma and wait it out

   Tell him to shoot you and you are sorry he has to kill you

5. 4

   Grandpa makes coffee, who is it for?

   Neighbors

   Grandma and Uncle Dick

   Good Morning America

   Aliens

6. 5

   Grandpa gives you money and your sisters, what is the order of the coins?

   dollars for oldest, silver for middle, pennies for youngest

   silver for oldest, dollars for middle, pennies for youngest

   pennies for oldest, silver for middle, dollars for youngest

   silver for oldest, pennies for middle, dollars for youngest

7. 6

   Grandpa put the kitten in the mailbox, why?

   He hates Cats

   He has to put something in the mailbox to get his social security check

   He wants a dog

   The postman is always messing with him and he has to put a cat in the mailbox to screw with him

8. 7

   What was grandpa's name?

   Hal

   Howard

   John Brown

   Frank

9. 8

    

   Grandpa makes hand gestures at you, what are they?

   a. The Finger

   b. one thumb on the nose and wagging the other phalanges

   c. Two thumbs on the nose and wagging the other phalanges

   d. He waves "hi" to you

   e. All of the above

   f. a - c

10. 9

    Grandpa is crying by the stones near a pond, why?

    He thinks Grandma killed people and he wants to know why

    All the fish are gone and he can't sell them anymore

    One of the grandkids drown

    The Stones remind him of the mind he lost

11. Hi! And welcome to my test. I'll be using advanced logic and magic to determine your true nature. I'll ask you some questions about something, then I'll analyze you. 

    I am writing a book on my crazy grandpa, I already know how he was and how we reacted, I would like to know how the rest of the world would think about these things, thanks!

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