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Your result for The If You Were A Beer Test ...
Bass
(67% dark & bitter, 33% working class, 100% genuine)
So the deal with this test is that each taker, based on his or her scores, is assigned a beer that fits their personality (Corona, Bud Select, and so on), and along with the personality description, there's a poster or an ad for that beer. As you can imagine, most of the images feature booty models, sports cars, or, maybe even more depressing, retro kitsch.
It's a testament to Bass Ale, and therefore to YOU, that when I went to look for ads for Bass, all I found was this. An ad from 1937. Bass is legit, and if your scores are true, so are you. I tip my glass to that.
Personality-wise, you have refined tastes (after all, Bass is kind of expensive), but you know how to savor what you get. Your personality isn't exactly bubbly, but you're well-liked by your close circle of friends. Your sense of humor is rather dark, but that's just another way to say sophisticated, right? Cheers.
Your Analysis (Vertical line = Average)
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You scored 67% on dark, higher than 32% of your peers.
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You scored 33% on workingclass, higher than 6% of your peers.
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You scored 100% on genuine, higher than 55% of your peers.
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